The pain of learning more about the world and financial markets is that you start doing the most complicated, random shit when it comes to investing
Bullish? Buy Bitcoin, Hedge Short, get loan to buy the shittiest investments ever
Bearish? Long the dollar, Short Markets, buy CHF and bonds, rent a cow for milk
You can literally just buy and hold or sell and wait
Prohibit yourself from complicating stuff just because you think it's the smart way to do it